Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
If Dracula doesn't play kickball, what makes you think that any other true vampire would play baseball?
FUCK TWILIGHT.
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aggravatedI'm listening to: Just For Now // Imogen Heap
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